Ain’t #1

And things are not what they seem
As In? Loren Legarda Joker #1 & #2

As in? – Ain’t (As in, not necessarily true); introducing my election joker for May 2007. My election idiom lessons and election grammar checker too, if you may; your choice – my election joker or your election jokes? ‘If something’s funny,’ says George Bernard Shaw, ’search it for a grain of truth.’ And if it’s true? Search it for something funny.

As in? SWS & Pulse Asia & Loren Legarda all say that Loren Legarda is #1, #1, #1.
Everybody else knows Loren Legarda is only #2.

As in? Why would Loren Legarda be better off making music, not making laws?
Really, she is used to playing second fiddle!

As in? Why shouldn’t we make Loren Legarda #1 Senator?
Sayang. She’ll probably end up being second banana.

As in? What’s Loren Legarda good at?
Being #2.

As in? What’s the danger asking Loren Legarda first her opinion about anything?
Hers may just be secondhand.

As in? Why can’t Loren Legarda be #1 Senator?
She can’t even be #1 in love.

As in? What will Loren Legarda get from being #1?
What she didn’t get from being #2.

As in? Why is Loren Legarda running for Senator again?
She wants her second serving.

As in? Do you think Loren Legarda knows about being #2?
Yes. She was a journalist; she must have known what a second stringer was.

As in? Why is Loren Legarda thinking about being #1?
She’s not.

As in? Is Loren Legarda Second to None?
Yes. None is First! None is #1!

As in? Is Loren Legarda really #1?
I want a second opinion.

As in? Why is it very, very important for Loren Legarda to be #1?
Because she has always been very, very #2. – f@h

~ by frankahilario on 26 March 2007.